Go to Ethel's Coffee House for black coffee and amazing pastries.
Yes, you can add creamer.
If you ask for sweetener Ethel will stick her finger in your coffee - that's because she is so sweet. Well some times.
Don't ask for some fancy mocha-frappa-choo-choo drink - Ethel only serves black coffee.
She'll tell you to head on down the street - don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Ethel's Coffee House is a part of our "Places That Never Were" Collection.
This shirt is a 4.3 oz pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt in women's sizes.
There are several color choices so select carefully as you go through our secure checkout.
FREE SHIPPING - Ethel is big on free shipping via regular USPS delivery. If you want faster delivery (for a few dollars more) you can select other options as you go through our friendly checkout.
There is a version in men's sizes as well.
And for those who are sensitive about their t-shirts there is a version with a softer statement.